![]() 04/21/2015 at 19:46 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Unless you want food poisoning. Or raw chicken that is covered in orange food coloring.
At least none of the projectile vomit missed the toilet.
Testarossa to ease my suffering
![]() 04/21/2015 at 19:51 |
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I don’t know what makes them think they can hope to compete with neighborhood chinese restaraunts. No way would I pick them over my local favorite.
![]() 04/21/2015 at 20:06 |
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Re: Panda Express
I don’t know just what it is that they express from pandas, but I find it delicious.
![]() 04/21/2015 at 20:13 |
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I used to eat at Panda Express all the time. Of course, that was before I knew that human shit is supposed to be solid.
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The puke was more solid than the shit.
![]() 04/21/2015 at 20:25 |
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My worse puke ever was after a day of drinking whiskey out on a boat in the sun, and then going out to a wing place, shirtless and wearing sunglasses at night of course, and knocking back about 20 of their hottest wings and a few beers. What came out a few hours later was a neon orange paste the consistency of play-dough, that burned everything it touched with the heat of a thousand suns. It actually clogged the toilet.
![]() 04/21/2015 at 20:38 |
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Wow what a coincidence I just had Orange Chicken from Panda Express on Saturday and felt fine, hope you get better man.
![]() 04/21/2015 at 21:54 |
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I only go there with friends, but for a huge plate of cheap food, it’s not awful.
![]() 04/22/2015 at 02:20 |
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gross. I hate that place but I live in utah the land of the chain restraunt and no good chinese palces I know of.
![]() 04/22/2015 at 10:26 |
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I find panda express to only be alright, I will eat it over McDonalds or BK but it is not my first choice. The last time I went there my shit was so runny that if I would have shit through a screen it wouldn’t have touched a wire.
![]() 04/22/2015 at 17:50 |
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Feeling better today, I might do an oppo review on it.